- Oprah isn’t interested in a Sarah Palin interview [PopEater]
- Lily Allen felt the need to respond to her tiff with Elton John on her MySpace page. That’s probably another thing she should stop doing [Dlisted]
- Nick Cannon has this way of escorting Mariah Carey around that makes it look more like he’s presenting her… it’d be sorta cute if it weren’t sorta creepy [Lainey Gossip]
- Everyone keeps talking about how Russell Brand is trying so Shag American girls. I have a hard time respecting anyone who’d try to “shag” anything [Fafarazzi]
- I have now OFFICIALLY seen way too much of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s tongues [Bossip]
- Finally! The much awaited Tyler Perry trailer! [Pajiba]
- ‘Mad Men’ creator Matthew Weiner’s contract is up at Lionsgate TV, and he’s working it big time [Defamer]
- Michael Phelps has been offered a small recurring role on “Entourage” playing himself. And after shooting no less than one scene, everyone is just crazy about him [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Javier Bardem looks absolutely amazing in this photo spread for the Fall 2008 Men’s Fashion Issue of T Magazine [PopSugar]
- Ew. Remember Jeremy Jackson? He played the Hoff’s son on Baywatch. Since then, he’s kept busy making porn. Pretty much [Celebslam]
- Perez Hilton just can’t stop talking about how much weight he’s lost and how hot he thinks he is [Websters is my Bitch]
- I still think she’s kinda horsey looking: Here’s Kate Walsh at the Private Practice DVD launch party [The Bastardly]
- Selma Blair is either really uncoordinated or super committed to her role [The Blemish]
- Eva Longoria Parker is sticking with the whole not pregnant/just fat line [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Only Mel B could make carrying doggie poop look so hot (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Okay so those Sarah Palin pictures turned out to be fakes. They’re still funny as hell though [Yeeeah!]
- I’m a little surprised Anna Paquin got away with this lack of orthodontia for so many years [Evil Beet]
- Here’s one dirty looking picture of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson [CityRag]
- Kathy Griffin is legendary for all of her cosmetic surgery… why she hasn’t had anything done for the skin on her face is sorta confusing [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Britney Spears’ first lover has come forward… because that’s not creepy at all dude [Hollywood Rag]
- Speaking of Kathy Griffin, she and Lance Bass are still lovers, apparently [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Gordon Ramsay’s got an ulcer from all the stress everyone else is putting him under [Agent Bedhead]
- Who would ever have thought? Turns out Akon is still an asshole, and backhanded a woman in the face [WWTDD]
- 90210’s Jessica Stroup has lost some major weight in the last year [The Skinny]
- Kim Kardashian’s shorts just keep forgetting that it’s not 1992 anymore [Derek Hail]
- “The 10 Speech Backgrounds Designed To Make John McCain Look Less Pale.” I need to get some of these made up too [Best Week Ever]
- “‘Til Death’s” Brad Garrett is going to get a prostate exam on national TV. Thanks for taking one for the team dude [Mollygood]
- Cute pics of Russell Crowe and his son [Jezebel]
- Randy Jackson are getting along a little too well lately [Popbytes]

Original article from: Cele|bitchy