Have a safe and happy New Year everybody. I’ll probably see you Tuesday, depending on how many baby koalas I have to save. Take that, Angelina Jolie. My heart is twice as big as yours. Twice as firm too. Mmm, and supple.
Original post by The Superficial - Because You’re Ugly

If you haven’t noticed, the site has been down for the past 12 hours or so. One of the hard drives in our server failed and we lost all the data. Technicians have been working to get the failed drive replaced, but all the archives and forum archives were lost. The good news is we’ve […]

Paris Hilton arrived in Sydney, Australia yesterday where she’s set to host a New Year’s party and help judge a contest to find a new spokeswoman for the Australian beer Bondi Blonde. Upon arriving she hit up Bondi Beach (which the beer is named after) and did her usual thing. Which means taking something normal […]

If my stomach looked like Tara Reid’s I don’t think I’d be doing the A-OK sign. I’d probably be giving two thumbs down. Or clutching my belly. Or crying. But A-OK? No, that’s not appropriate at all. It’s like yelling “hip, hip, hooray” at a funeral.
More shots of Tara Reid in her bikini at […]

Every time I visit Rosie O’Donnell’s site I want to drive a screwdriver through my her head. Donald Trump recently called in an interview on Larry King (above and after the jump) and in response Rosie writes on her blog:
so what happens
when u say the emperor has […]

Lindsay Lohan spent three hours at Scores West yesterday, pole dancing with the strippers and even gathering them into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”
“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay […]

Britney Spears allegedly broke off her friendship with Paris Hilton by calling her up and telling Paris she didn’t want to be seen in public with her anymore. A source says:
“Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her ‘for now.’ Britney told Paris […]

Tara Reid spent her Christmas weekend giving people in St. Barts nightmares. I’m pretty sure there are laws against wearing a bikini when your body looks like it’s filled with mashed potatoes. If not there should be. And maybe also some against poor people.
One more of Tara Reid wearing a Santa hat after the jump.
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You know you’ve failed as a human being when your biggest claim to fame is being spotted eating. I’m honestly confused as to why Nicole Richie is famous. It’s like finding a random bag of garbage and deciding to worship it as your God. Only more ridiculous, because at least bags of garbage […]

Courteney Cox was given a ticket in Beverly Hills yesterday on her way to meet her husband David Arquette. You’d think she’d be able to flirt her way out of something like that because she’s a big star, but apparently the law finds her as annoying as the rest of us do. Remember that time […]