Mariah Carey wants us all to know she’s not stupid, or a slut. She’s actually a prude, so wholesome you could sell her to Disney.

In a recent interview with Allure Mariah calls herself a “freakin’ prude.”

“It’s a dichotomy, I understand,” the 37-year-old bombshell singer tells Allure magazine. “I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron.”

And just in case she REALLY is a ditzy moron, Mariah also told Allure “I have three personal assistants just to keep up with my schedule.”

Despite previously being romantically linked to Eminem and Derek Jeter Mariah says she’s actually conservative and has never indulged in a one-night stand.

“I’m Mary Poppins: I’m what the buttoned-up girls are supposed to be,” Carey told Allure.

SOHH

Would Mary Poppins have ever posed nude for a fragrance advertisement?

I Mary Poppins wasn’t fictional and was alive and well today, she’d probably work for a wealthy London family for a time before being poached by a celebrity couple, wearing the mother’s cast off designer labels and sleeping with the father and making money from a tell-all in the British tabloids. She’s have no time to sing songs about room cleaning.

Sadly, Mariah wasn’t comparing herself to a modern-day Mary Poppins, but rather the virginal 1964 original from Disney. Without the magical powers.

Mariah partially got her reputation as a ditzy moron after this clueless quote was mistakenly attributed to her; “When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

The quote was actually part of a fictitious interview created online, that was picked up by mainstream magazines and newspapers. She really did say she was Mary Poppins though, and that’s dumb enough.

Mariah Carey is shown outside of MTV TRL studios on 2/27/08, thanks to PRPhotos.

Original article from: Cele|bitchy